Draft Legislation

During 2022 our Legislature passed some badly misinformed legislation. Not to call anyone out but some of the bills were just terrible. This inspired me to draft my own new terrible legislation. Here were some of the key provisions*: 

The Diapering provision in the new legislation

The Here’s the Thing provision in the new legislation

The Arithmetic provision in the new legislation

The Why Would We Do It provision in the new legislation

The Why Wouldn’t We Do It provision in the new legislation

The Upgrading provision in the new legislation

The Keep Me Signed In On This Device provision in the new legislation

The Corinthian Leather Institute provision in the new legislation

The Abject provision in the new legislation

The Maybe Sometimes it Takes an Iowan provision in the new legislation

The Completeness Doctrine provision in the new legislation

*Note: these provisions can serve as talking points for discussion, debate and press interviews.